"I have read the Terms and Conditions"
"How do I disappear without dying?"
i tripped over a bra today
i think it was a booby trap
Get to know me meme — [2/5] favorite moviesThe Boondock Saints
“Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.”
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G
New York-based artist Kim Keever drops paint into water-filled aquariums to create unpredictable abstract displays of color and form.
one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when
how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time
it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere
"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
Kirsten Dunst, A.J Cook, Hanna Hall, Chelse Swain and Leslie Hayman on the set of The Virgin Suicides, director: Sofia Coppola, 1999.